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АнекдотыАнглийские анекдоты. Коллекция 8.
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Late for school
Teacher: Why are you late, Jimmy?
Jim: It was late when I started from home.
Teacher: So why didn't you start earlier?
Jim: It was too late to start early, madam.
Irish jokes
Irishman at a car-wash
- How do you spot an Irishman at a car-wash?
-He's the one on the bike.
Woodworm
- Where do you find an Irish woodworm?
- Dead inside a brick.
Confuse an Irishman
- How do you confuse an Irishman?
- Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Irish grenade
- What do you do if an Irishman throws a grenade at you?
- Pull the pin out and throw it back.