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АнекдотыАнглийские анекдоты. Коллекция 53.
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Words of wisdom!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I don't suffer from insanity1, I enjoy every minute of it.
Office staff memo2! (Part 3)
LUNCH BREAK:
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure3. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slimming milk-shake4 and take a diet pill5.
Thank you for your loyalty6 to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience7. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, insinuations, and contemplation8 should be directed elsewhere.
Have a nice week,
Management9.
1 insanity - безумие
2 staff memo - служебная памятка
3 to maintain average figure - поддерживать нормальную фигуру
4slimming milk-shake - диетический молочный коктейль
5 diet pill - диетическая таблетка
6 loyalty - верность, преданность
7 employment experience - рабочий опыт
8 comments, concerns, complaints, insinuations, and contemplation -
9 management - администрация