Английские анекдоты. Коллекция 41.
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Johnny
Uncle: Well, Johnny, what are you going to do when you grow up?
Johnny: I am going to grow a beard1.
Uncle: What for?
Johnny: So, I won't have so much face to wash!
1 beard - борода

"Whoa, Sam! Who gave you those black eyes?"
"Nobody gave them to me! I had to fight like crazy for both of them!"







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