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АнекдотыАнглийские анекдоты. Коллекция 38.
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Child sent to bed
A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
(Five minutes later)
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
(Five minutes later)
"Da-aaaad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty... Can I have a drink of water?"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!"
(Five minutes later)
"Daaaa-aaaD..."
"WHAT?!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
Sweep the floor
"Your first job will be to sweep the floor."
"But I'm a college student," the young man replied.
"In that case give me the broom - I'll show you how."