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АнекдотыАнглийские анекдоты. Коллекция 35.
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What should I be?
Son: Father, tell me, should I be a dentist or an ear specialist?
Father: Choose the teeth, my boy! People have thirty two of them and only two ears.
Pictures from police
A motorist was mailed1 a picture of his car speeding2 through automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute3, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo - of handcuffs.
1 to mail - посылать по почте
2 to speed - превышать скорость
3 cute - сообразительный, находчивый