Сочинения
АнекдотыАнглийские анекдоты. Коллекция 34.
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Mother is busy
Mother is busy. She is cooking, so she says to her eldest child: "Jim, go and see what Billy is doing... and tell him not to do it."
Police quotes
"In God we trust, all others are suspects1."
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
1 suspect - подозреваемый