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A math joke
Teacher: What is 2 and 2?..
Jack: 4.
Teacher: That's good.
Jack: Good?!! That is perfect!
St. Patrick
An Irishman is sitting in a pub one night when three Englishmen walk in. The men sit down and start to talk about how they can anger the Irishman... The first man says, "Watch this..." He gets up, walks over to the Irishman, and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a nut1." The Irishman just replies, "Oh, is that so now?2" The Englishman goes back to his seat perplexed3, when his friend jumps up and says, "Here, let me try that." So he goes over to the Irishman and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a loony4." The Irishman only replies, "Oh, is that so now?" So the Englishman, frustrated5, goes and sits down with his friends. Then the 3rd Englishman jumps up and says, "Well, now, I'll try that!" So he walks over to the Irishman and says, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was an Englishman!" And the Irishman replies, "Aye6, that's what your friends were saying."
1 nut - шизофреник
2 Oh, is it so now? - Правда?
3 perplexed - ошеломленный
4 loony - душевнобольной
5 frustrated - разочарованный
6 aye - положительный ответ