Collection 35

What should I be?

Son: Father, tell me, should I be a dentist or an ear specialist?

Father: Choose the teeth, my boy! People have thirty two of them and only two ears.

A motorist was mailed[1] a picture of his car speeding[2] through automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included.

Being cute[3], he sent the police department a picture of $40.

The police responded with another mailed photo - of handcuffs.

[1] to mail - посылать по почте

[2] to speed - превышать скорость

[3] cute - сообразительный, находчивый