Сollection 11

Strange ants[1]

Little Mary: Oh, these ants are so strange: they work and work, and work all the time! They don't have rest!

Little Jack: Really? Every time when I go on a picnic these ants are always there.

Two Drunk Irishmen are walking down railway tracks[2]. First Irishman says: "Jesus Christ, I have never seen so many stairs."

Second Irishman: "Yeah, fella, it's this low railing[3] that is killing me."

[1] Ants - муравьи

[2] railway tracks - железнодорожные пути

[3] low railing - низкие перила